Tight
Grab The Mic
(lemme see your little penis)
(it's a very little penis and i'm quite happy to say it's a
little penis come to visit you today)
now it's so small and you tried to take it
it's so... it's so... small and you tried to take it
now it's so small and you tried to take it - to take it
but now - I grab the mic and I can let my rhymes flow
I grab the mic and I can let my rhymes flow (oh dear)
but right now I need to burn, we all know who I'm dreamin of
(poor to the kitty)
now it's so small and you tried to take it
now it's so small and you tried to take it, to take it
but now I grab the mic and I can let my rhymes flow
I grab the mic and I can let my rhymes flow (oh dear)
but now I need to burn, we all know who I'm dreamin of
everything all it's new again and again and again and again
now - I grab the mic and I can let my rhymes flow
I grab the mic and I can let my rhymes burn
Bring The Pain
lemme tell you now:
i came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain
let's go inside my astral plane
find out my mental based on instrumental
records hey so i can make monumental
methods i'm not the king but niggaz is decaf
i stick 'em for the cream check it
just how deep can sh*t get - get deeper than your fists
and brothers is mad pissed accept it
in your cross colors clothes you crossed over
and now ya totally crossed out and kriss kross
who da boss niggaz get tossed to da side
and i'm the dark side of the force of course
it's the method man from the wu-tang clan
i be hectic and comin' for that headpiece protect it
f**k it two tears in a bucket
niggaz want the ruckas? so bust it at me son now bust it
stylez i get buckwild method man on some sh*t
f**k'n niggaz foul son i'm sick
insane crazy drivin' miss daisy
how the f**k am i? now i got mine i'm swayze
is it real son lemme know it's real son if its really real son lemme know it's real
load it up and kill one
load it up and kill one
load it up and kill one
if it's really real
when i was a little stereo i used to be the champion
i always wonder when i would be the number one - hey hey hey
and now you listen to me darcon darcon
- - -
and all you niggaz come and test me test me
i'm gonna lick out your brains
mothers wanna hang with the meth bring the rope
cuz the only way you hang is by the neck
nigga pump off a set comin' through all your projects
take it as a threat or better yet it is a promise
comin' like a vet on some old vietnam sh*t
you can bet your bottom dollar that i'm on it
and it'll get even worse word to god it's the wu
comin' through takin' niggaz 'fore they're
gone gone gone gone gone gone
movin' to your left
i came to represent and carve my name within your chest
you can come test realize it's no contest son
i'm the gun who won that old wild west
quick on the draw with my hands on the floor
lovin' all those goddamn funky rhymes galore
check it cuz i think not when it's hip hop like propa
rhymes be the proof when i'm drinkin' ninety proof vodka
no OJ no no straw
when you give it to me - yeah - give it to me raw i burn
give it to me raw i burn
chest hair
i don't need no chemical blow to pull no ho - no
all i need is chemical bank to pay her up
is it real son lemme know it's real son if its really real son
lemme know it's
1 2 3 4
kill one - f**k it up and kill one
f**k it up and kill one
lemme know it's real
Mindless Self Indulgence
date: tuesday june 30th at 9:34 PM
hello james hi this is octavio, i was calling to see about, um,
possibly booking, um, i guess was it mindless sen, uh mindless,
mindless in, uh, mindless indulgence, whatever they're called, uh,
senseless, mindless, mindless senseless indul, i don't know
Tight
yeah - yeah - tell me what you want me to be
what you want me to be
what you want me to be - ooh
i am tight - yeah - f**kin' right - ooh
tell me what you want me to be
what you want me to be
what you want me to be - ooh
i could be the one turned on
all you niggas in the back come and jack me off
yeah - so i could be the one that you wanted - you want
i could be the one that you want
so what the f**k y'all - get down
yeah - ooh - i am tight - yeah - f**kin' right - ooh
tell me what you want me to be
what you want me to be
what you want me to be - ooh
now i could be the one on time
i'm the one who isn't really there
i am the light dischord and rhyme
i am the one who isn't anywhere
i am tight - yeah - f**kin' right - ooh
tell me what you want me to be
what you want me to be
what you want me to be - ooh
i could be the one turned on
all you niggas in the back come and jack me off
yeah so i could be the one that you wanted - you want
i could be the one that you want
so what the f**k y'all - get down - get down
Diabolical
ooh - ooh - baby
it's to the best of my knowledge I guess that I'm fresh - so
ooh - ooh - baby
cause i got the diabolical sound coming through your speaker
ooh - ooh - baby
you're just like all of the rest... you're just like all of the
ooh - ooh - baby
you're just like all of the rest... you're just like all of the...
ooh - ooh... ooh - ooh...
ooh - ooh - baby
it's to the best of my knowledge I guess that I'm fresh - so
ooh - ooh - baby
cause i got the diabolical sound coming through your speaker
ooh - ooh - baby
you're just like all of the rest... you're just like all of the
ooh - ooh - baby
you're just like all of the rest... you're just like all of the... rest of them...
ooh - ooh - baby
you're just like all of the rest... you're just like all of the
ooh - ooh - baby
cause i got the diabolical sound coming through your speaker - wow
that was __?
Molly
molly was a good girl and she knew the reasons why
so when she went back in the bathroom she would never come
outside she was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
she was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
she was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
oh - liar - oh oh no - liar - oh oh
molly was a good girl and she knew the reasons why
molly was a good girl and she knew the reasons why
she was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
she was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
she was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
oh - liar - oh oh no - liar - oh oh no
molly was a good girl - molly - molly was a good girl - molly
molly was a - molly was a - molly - molly
molly was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
she was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
she was a good girl and it felt great to be a...
(you guys are actin muthaf**kin stupid)
oh - liar - oh - liar - oh oh no
Tornado
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
you ain't no operator so who the f**k are you then?
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
if you don't hit those faders i won't ever stop
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
with a - to the - and a - with a...
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
you ain't no operator... you ain't no operator
i wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be pretty
down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
get down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
you stupid man you try to get information
for what - for why - for this is not a resident
no - this is mine nigga this is mine
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
i wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be pretty
down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
get down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
get down (i hate myself)
rock this joint nigga
rock this joint nigga
rock this joint nigga
in a old school way
Daddy
(rock on rock on)
it was you with the ^$&%@# gotta tell my daddy
with the motherf**k you
daddy daddy
lemme give you the reason to f**k me up nigga - ooh
and then the - and with the - ooh
check it out
Pussy All Night
jesus christ almighty beanchild
me gonna toss it like dis word in
me got the good girl and a good girl with a posse scratchin
got the good girl and a with the with the squish it squish it
good girl drive far animal what the f**k
non-stop heavy rock eat sh*t suck cock
girl it's so awesome that you came here
i wanna give you some drugs and i hope that you like 'em baby
because i ain't no lightweight
pussy all night come on get some
watch me now i'm gonna bounce it like a chicken
commez talle vous ce va talle vous ce va
me be the phenomenon phenomenomenon
commez talle vous ce va talle vous ce va and with the
i feel good i feel lightweight
ah - i feel good when i get down
rock the boat the boat and then you rock the body baby
rock the boat the boat and then you rock the body with the
i feel good i feel soft
come on now gimme a slice giddyup now
girl it's so awesome that you came here
i wanna give you some drugs
and i hope that you like 'em baby
because i ain't no lightweight
go no wait stop - now is upon the time in which we breakdance
pussy all night come on get some... go
hello? hello?
Apple Country
drop an apple - apple
apple country - country
Dickface
hey - dickface - hey - ooh
hey - dickface - hey
this goes out to all my whores
this one goes out to my whores
because the seed grows
f**king with my style... f**king with my flow
hey - dickface - hey - ooh
hey - dickface - hey - ooh
(all of the best came here??)
gettin' down tonight
this one goes out to my whores
because the seed grows
f**king with my style... f**king with my flow
this goes out to all my whores
this one goes out to my whores
because the seed grows
f**king with my style... f**king with my flow
because the seed grows
f**king with my style... f**king with my... flow
f**king with my flow...
Bite Your Rhymes
uh... one time for your mind
lemme tell you now
oh bring it on down
and all you creative motherf**kers
makin all original master pieces of sh*t
you all be slipping big
and that's good
if your lazy ass is gonna make a living pimpin' of all your sh*t
pimpin' off
f**k you all...
don't forget... don't forget i'm the sh*t
cause don't forget... don't forget i'm the sh*t
because all my life under the knife kiss my ass kissing my wife
i said all my life under the knife break you piece of...
i'm the macho man... (bad idea) i'm the macho man...
because I reign supreme in my own damn mind
i got the final solution - final solution - final solution - final
somebody want somebody want somebody want my necktie
bite your rhymes
hey - i'm the macho man... i'm the macho man...
because all my life under the knife kiss my ass kissing my wife
i said all my life under the knife make you be so... metal
don't forget... don't forget i'm the sh*t
cause don't forget... don't forget i'm the sh*t
because I reign supreme in my own backyard
i got the final solution - final solution - final solution - final
somebody want somebody want somebody want my necktie
i got the final solution - final solution - final solution - final
somebody want somebody want somebody want my necktie
bite your rhymes
i kick my juice
Hail Satan
hail satan
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
you ain't no operator so who the f**k are you then?
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
if you don't hit those faders i won't ever stop
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
with a - to the - and a - with a...
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
you ain't no operator... you ain't no operator
i wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be pretty
down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
get down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
ooh - we love you
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
you stupid man you try to get information
for what - for why - well this is not a resident
no - this is mine nigga this is mine
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
i sneak up and hit you like a f**kin' tornado
i wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be pretty
down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
get down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
get down - inside - ugh
rock this joint nigga
rock this joint nigga
rock this joint nigga
in a old school way
this is nice workmanship
(gimme some sugar)
Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim
hello james, hi, i'm calling and interested in seeing if, um, i don't know,
if you book this band, um, that band, um, mindless, um, was it mind...
senseless... mindless...
- uh whatever, you know what i'm talking about
me like to go down to the church and drink some holy water
but i don't like it... the priest don't like it
but me can't seem to help it
sail away - oh - away - oh
you live me life free like a birdie
cause me like to sing
me likes what me do
and me can't seem to help it
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound
sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...
oh - we all going on a field trip - a field trip -
a field trip - a field trip - a field trip - a field t-trip -
a field trip - a field trip - a field trip
Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
Mr. Harry, he drives the van
sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss
pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross - touch me thing
sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
me think me turn 22 today
will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today
but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel
then the milkman came - the milkman came and he took them fish
he took them fish now me crying - me crying
the milkman make me cry... then the mailman came
drag me pee-pee on the floor
hide me sandwich in me drawer
the... hit my head against the door
this is some kind of dream
me likes to go down to the park
and take them nuts from them squirrels
and... you know what?
time is... it's the closet for me - the closet for me
it's so dark me cannot see
it's the closet for me - the closet for me
Mr. Harry said that will teach me
No, I don't want to do the special olympics one
my friend's the seat on my toilet
and he always seem to shout at me
oh, mister, don't you pee on me
when I'm sitting it's a totally different story
then he doesn't seem to play me mind
he's not afraid of my fat behind
and on the unfortunate occasion
when I miss the bowl and pee on him
lets me off with a smile and a warning
don't do it again...
Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Backmaskwarning!
you guys man - you gotta get organized - come on
when i say "we" you say "suck"
we - suck - we - suck
when i say "we" you say "suck"
we - suck - we - suck - dick
play that record backwards
here's a message yo for the suckas
play that record backwards
and go f**k yourself
play that record backwards
it's a message from aaaaaawwwwww
play that record backwards
and go go gogogogo
kill yourself
muthaf**ka go kill yourself... muthaf**ka go kill yourself...
muthaf**ka go kill... yourself
hate and devour the young
and the weaker ones and don't forget the guns
you're gonna need 'em to go kill yourself
hate all the people you love
in a river of blood
and don't forget the guns
you're gonnna need 'em to destroy
always destroy... always destroy...
always destroy yourself if you don't get what you want now
[Backwards:]
clean your room
do your homework
don't stay out too late
eat your vegetables
put away your toys
don't sit too close to the TV
get dressed for church
kill yourself because you don't get what you want
Bitches
bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
bitches love me cause they know that I can rhyme
bitches love me cause they know that I can f**k
bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time
throughout the projects
done - done - this is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
this style style style done
pow - muthaf**ka - pow
bitches love me
love me love me love me love me
bitches love me
bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
done - done - this is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
this style style style done
Boomin'
here she comes - she's the one
once again - right back at you baby
respect little girls
boomin' at your woman - yeah - you're boomin' at ya motherf**ker
here she comes - she's the one - once again - right back at you baby
geez - geez - geez - geez - geez
unlimited again... unlimited all over again...
Clarissa
every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know the law
i'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna know the law
every little thing you do - rock mine
every little thing you do - f**king ho
on monday night bitch - tuesday night bitch - wednesday night bitch - thursday night bitch
if you're so smart, explain this clarissa - pow
you're so smart
come hold me fergusun - come on and ride me now
come hold me fergusun - well i said i got nothing
come hold me ferguson - come hold me ferguson - come hold me ferguson
come on come on come on ride it ride it pow
Cocaine And Toupees
you know it - you know that
i got the boom with the bit and you babies gonna flip - yo yo yo
you know it - you know that
i got the balls in the sack and the crackers in my crack - yo yo yo
you know it - you know that
because it's on - yo it's on motherf**ker
oh it's on - yo it's on motherf**ker
oh it's on - yo it's on motherf**ker
with that cocaine
balls and the fresh and the babies in my crack - yo yo yo
i've been frank enough and in the way i have returned it to you
my got me right where i want
my got me very very hot because it's
on - oh it's on motherf**ker
yo it's on - oh it's on motherf**ker
yes it's on - oh it's on motherf**ker
with that cocaine
balls and the fresh and the babies in my crack - yo yo yo
i've been frank enough and in the way i have returned it to you
cocaine - and you got it - and you got it - toupee - toupee
Dicks Are For My Friends
dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
i said dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
dicks are for my friends - they're for my friends
dicks - friends - my house
F
who you calling a faggot?
yo yo - yo yo - when you out gay-bashing
i'm gonna be at your house f**king your girlfriend
in the ass
Faggot
i been denied all the best ultrasex
i been denied all the best ultrasex
i - i tried to consume just like a super faggot
i got some dude
how can y'all bring a muthaf**ka something so good he couldn't say no
you nailed me hard
i love 'em when they don't give a motherf**king sh*t
i could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass
dig me now and f**k me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
oh - dig me now and f**k me later
and sing it with the...
i been denied all the best ultra sex
i been denied all the best ultra sex
i - i could've been a star
it freaks me out when i sound just like my mom
i could've rocked the spot
instead of being just another faggot like i am
i played that sh*t straight
blowin' suckas on the side hopin' i get laid
now everybody knows
no way in hell i can ever live it down
dig me now and f**k me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
ow - dig me now and f**k me later
and sing it with the...
i could've been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass
i been denied all the best ultra sex
i been denied all the best ultra sex
molest
faggot faggot faggot faggot
Futures
let me introduce myself
let me introduce my bad self
hundred beats per minute baby
don't mean sh*t to me - to me
this ain't no blast - this ain't no blast - this ain't no blast from the past
future - oh oh - this ain't no blast from the past
future - no future - your future
my dick's the bomb - baby
future - your future - your future
this ain't no minute for me
Golden I
yo - i be that golden i
you watch me burning deep inside of you
i be that golden i
now i rock steady but it don't mean nothing cause
i ain't sh*t - yo and that's ok cause
I wrote the note so you can watch me hang myself - say
i be the cock in a jungle coming for you baby
i be the cock in a jungle burning
i'd meet a good girl but i'd make a terrible boy
i'd meet a good boy but i'd make a terrible girl
i'd meet a good boy - good girl - terrible girl
terrible girl - terrible girl
i be that golden i
and now me burning deep inside of you
i be that golden i
and now i rock steady cause i don't know nothing but
i ain't sh*t - yo and that's ok cause
I wrote the note so you can watch me hang myself - say
Harry Truman
what the - what the - what the - ow
smoke my guns - i kill your peoples
i said "i'll do it sir"
smoke my crack - i kill your babies
he said "i'll do it sir"
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
shuffle the deck for me baby
shuffle the deck for me man
am i crazy - am i crazy - totally insane
1-900... ain't what you call for me baby
Holy sh*t
i'm fine then i die - holy sh*t
i'm flying so high - holy sh*t
i'm right cause i'm blind - holy sh*t
i'm blind because i'm flying - holy sh*t
i'm fine, how are you? - holy sh*t
i'm fine because i'm high - holy sh*t
I Hate Jimmy Page
i'm just another little faggot with a problem
f**kin' around over someone else's hard-on
i got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
i lick clit - i like it
lookin' for love in all the wrong places
black ala mode with the mummified faces
am i animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh
i'm a bad ass, tell me i'm a bad ass
i don't need you and i don't need a break
now if i wasn't here, i'd be out gettin laid
please please please sing the whole damn song
a 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long
i hate jimmy page
kick those faggots off the stage
bite the future and f**k the past
my whole sh*t will never last
i hold the microphone with my butt now
who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot
yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
cause it's got the bump with the molestation
i'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
and all those voices in my head have every right to be there
i ain't a girl just cause i rock the gold
i ain't a boy just cause i rock your world now
bad boy don't you suck my nuts
and i'll kiss my ass and put a motherf**king smile on my face
and i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me
i'll show you how official midgets jack me off
i hate jimmy page
kick those faggots off the stage
bite the future and f**k the past
my whole sh*t will never last
one day i'm a do the f**kin' - i'm a screw the f**kin'
no cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
he put this out his back and he won't break a sh*t
when you say that he's nothing - i said that he's nothing
i make the laws - i be the lawmaker
when you looks me upside down don't forget to f**k yourself
you're so wrong with yo jive you don't know me
why the hell you come to gimme dis
you so wrong with yo jive
now there are some things in life i don't like
and this is what i just did
so i took a big hit of who da f**k gives a sh*t
yo - not i - i am destined to die no
and ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh
i hate jimmy page
kick those faggots off the stage
f**k the future and bite the past
cause my whole sh*t will never last
i'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'm Your Problem Now
i love my mommy cause she f**ked my dad
i love my mommy cause she f**ked the sh*t out of my dad
i love my mommy cause she (oh yeah)
i love my mommy cause she...
i'm your problem now
J
white the wall white the wall
white the wall plaster never catch on
the white wall plaster never catch on
you always have to do it with a big long (john?)
white the wall plaster it never catch on
we riding in pink with the walls
and the balls and the (fritos?)
and the pink in the walls
and the bike and the (fritos?)
and the pink in the walls
with the stripes and the pedals
got the bike wall never catch on
Keepin' Up With The Kids
now, - what i wanna know is
why don't finish your home anymore knock me up and take my funk
cause i'm too old to be
i'm too old to be
keepin' up with all the kids
keepin' up with all the kids
some, some other way
some other place i could be real important
now, not anymore, i'm just a bore
and you should be disappointed
why don't finish your home anymore knock me up and take my funk
cause i'm too old to be
i'm too old to be
keepin' up with all the kids
keepin' up with all the kids
some, some other way
some other place i could be real important
now, not anymore, i'm just a bore
and you should be disappointed
now, no other way but rush the stage and take away my fortune
now - you should be dead and i should be dead
and no one would be disappointed
Kick The Bucket
hey hey hey - what the - what the f**k's the problem
i'm so desperate
i don't know the things that are the best
i kick the bucket y'all - muthaf**k it y'all
i don't need to feel this freakin' stressed
i don't need to feel i'm underdressed
i'm so desperate and so...
muthaf**k it y'all
Kill The Rock
i can handle this but i can't handle anything else
it's my own mistake - it's based on me and not on my groin
it's the little things in my pants that we're all living for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for
yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my
yo wicked gay but then today i think i'll be hardcore
if i forget to take my medicine then i'll be sick
i'm so hot to trot i'm stealing all my beats from the blacks
and from all the young girls is where i steal my act
yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock yo then
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my brain
i can't stand it
if i'm so wonderful then why am i so misunderstood?
everybody has a reason for it except me
it's the little things in my pants we're all waiting for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for
yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my
Last Time I Tried To Rock Your World
that is it - last time i am stupid enough
to take that - i corrupt your f**king world
it ain't like no phat motherf**ker's gonna listen to me anyway
you know i'm only around here for a couple more years
yo - if i am really lucky now
last f**king time i was stupid f**king enough
to take that money - i'm gonna rock your f**king world
i demand my payment in cash
i do services only i appreciate
you can give me your bullets and all i want is my money
never again
i learned my lesson
London Bridge
London Bridge
ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - ow
ya motherf**king sh*t
this is for you
bitches know the hour anytime for
bitches know the hour anytime for
bitches know the hour everytime for
ow - you switch me sick
make me the prick - now this is for you
oh - homegirls attention you must pay
homegirls - you must pay
homegirls already you must pay
oh - you switch me sick
make me the prick - now this is for you
all the weed
M
yo yo muthaf**kas is faggots yo
i say y'all be sucking dick man
bitches be eating pussy - know what i'm sayin?
bitch
Masturbates
death with the ba... ba...
death with the ba... ba... right gun
chuck it
television is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the feel of your f**king wrist
and so big and so bad and so large
masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
it's so wet and so round and so deep
death with the right gun
i'm thinkin' i'm uh masturbates oh no
nothing but sweat inside my hands
masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the feel of your tight old ass
it's so big and so round and so fat
Planet Of The Apes
i never noticed you were illegal
rest of my life in San Bernadino
no no no no no - this ain't no walk in the park
no no no no - this ain't no slap in the face
no no no no - this ain't no f**k in the ass
no no no no - this ain't no planet of no apes
oh baby yeah yeah yeah yeah - yes no do do do do
hey son check out my buns
i'm gonna make another record then i'm gonna double up
hey man this is my freakin' plan
i be da f**king fool - be wrecking crews across the land - come on
Played
i'm so happy - i have lost my edge
"f**k you, man" don't mean nothing anymore
i played it out out out out
i'm big enough to make a moral that i never really did
that i never really did
*** gibberish ***
(pick up the blush?)
big end so tight
Ready For Love
if y'all don't like it, just don't buy it
like you need to be told
my whole sound sucks the stereo
like you care about us
you want your money back? yo - listen up
no f**king refunds
i'm thinking i shot my load
(now i ain't get the rapping and sometimes i forget to laugh motherf**ker)
all the way to the bank
i just bought my car stereo
use your money for crack
i'm still going broke and i say all this is nothing go down to the record store
buy all my records
i'm ready for love
i'm still not that cool
i'm just not that great
to suckers found out a little too late
you thought that this sh*t
would right f**king rock
but your friends were right
cause i f**king suck
you don't like it so don't buy it
like you need to be told
my whole sound sucks the stereo
like you care about us
you want your money back? yo - listen up
no f**king refunds
i'm ready for love
i'm not that cool
i'm just not that great
to suckers found out a little too late
you thought it'd be good
you thought it might rock
but your friends were right
i suck big cock
Royally f**ked
chuck it - you son of a bitch
mom, dad, why don't you finger me too?
i can't say the same for me - you son of a bitch
i could be so f**king cool
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally f**ked - i am royally f**ked
i love it - you son of a bitch
all of them dead now, let me be the same
oh oh - one two, one two - fall on my knees
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally f**ked - i am royally f**ked
ok - ok - ok - don't let them see me now
don't let them see me like this
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally f**ked - i am royally... i am royally... i am royally... f**ked
Seven-Eleven
girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
24 hours a day
i said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
seven whole days a week
i said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
and i could get a discount
she may not be good-looking
she may not be good - no - no - no
she might not get down
but it's possible she stays up all night
Step Up, Ghetto Blaster
lately i've been ghetto blastin
so nope i don't need that rest - i say
lately i've been ghetto blastin
motherf**k me double o double o double o fresh
ghetto blasting
step up if you want to get
f**k hey if you want to get
f**k ho if you want to get
f**k hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
you could be right - that's a fact - don't get uptight - all the time
i'm an alright sucka and i'm gonna get a sucka
i'm an alright sucka and no punk motherf**ker double one motherf**ker
Whipstickagostop
bust your ave.
yeah yeah
cantinflas was a body rocker
it's what i mean, not what i say
push it yeah - push it yeah
life - laws
what's this part yo?
yo yo yo breakin it down - yeah
left to the right to the
cantiflas... no - that's better
everybody get down
shakes to the left - push to the right
yo everybody come get down tonight
cantinflas was a body rocker
it's what i mean, not what i say
love motherf**ker
i gotta pee man
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